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post your bad joke here
so...brittany spears walks into a bar with a duck under her arm...
and the bartender says.........hey you cant come in here with that pig
and brittany says....thats not a pig its a duck... a-hole.........
and the bartender says.............i was talkin to the duck...
and the bartender says.........hey you cant come in here with that pig
and brittany says....thats not a pig its a duck... a-hole.........
and the bartender says.............i was talkin to the duck...
ribowler-
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Re: post your bad joke here
How do you play strip poker with no cards?
She strips, you poke 'er.
Aww the classics!
She strips, you poke 'er.
Aww the classics!
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baaad joke
can we get a rim shot..?...anybody
ribowler-
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Age : 57
Location : LIL..Rhody (rhode island)...USA
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ok...one more at least
this guy is sitting at his kitchen table eating breakfast when his wife walks in......
he looks at her and starts crying his eyes out...........she says........oh honey
why are you crying...he says..........its our twentieth wedding anniversary !!!!
thats why ............she says oh honey thats so sweet..........he says.......
thats not why im crying
the reason im crying is .........if i had killed you instead
ID BE GETTING OUT OF JAIL TODAY
he looks at her and starts crying his eyes out...........she says........oh honey
why are you crying...he says..........its our twentieth wedding anniversary !!!!
thats why ............she says oh honey thats so sweet..........he says.......
thats not why im crying
the reason im crying is .........if i had killed you instead
ID BE GETTING OUT OF JAIL TODAY
ribowler-
Number of posts : 9
Age : 57
Location : LIL..Rhody (rhode island)...USA
Registration date : 2008-05-05
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